Hockey Fright Night

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart.[Clockwise from top left: Thunder City Bombers goalie (Youngblood)Denis Lemieux (Slap Shot) Zombies goalie Deacon, played by Jeff Anderson (Zack and Miri Make a Porno) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)]

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes.

You're paralyzed.

Cause this is thriller, thriller night.

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike.

You know it's thriller, thriller night.

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination.

But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind.

You're out of time.

Cause this is thriller, thriller night.

There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes.

Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade.

There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time.

(They're open wide.)

This is the end of your life.

They're out to get you. There's demons closing in on every side.

They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial.

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together.

All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,

I'll make you see.

Darkness falls across the land.

The midnite hour is close at hand.

Creatures crawl in search of blood.

To terrorize your neighbourhood.

And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down...

Must stand and face the hounds of hell and rot inside a corpse's shell.

The foulest stench is in the air.

The funk of forty thousand years.

And grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom.

And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver...

For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller.