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Inside the Mind of a Bears Fan...

Here’s my measured reaction as an objective football analyst to the Jay Cutler trade.

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The Bears offense needs a big play receiver to take advantage of Cutler’s huge arm. Devin Hester hasn’t proven to be a true number one and there’s no one else on the roster that seems primed to step into that role.

Chicago’s offensive line is also rebuilding and might not be able to give Cutler the protection he’ll need to spread the ball around to his playmakers.

And then there are Cutler’s recent actions, which show he might lack the maturity to be a true leader.

Now here’s my reaction as a true blue and orange Bears fan…

WHOOOOOOOOOO-WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOOMMEEEEEE!!!!! THE BEARS FINALLY HAVE A REAL QUARTERBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR QUARTERBACK WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO THROW THE BALL MORE THAN FIVE YARDS DOWN THE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU AT THE SUPER BOWL FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew. I need to sit down for a minute…