Wednesday Afterschool Special: Deflategate Never Dies

Everyone's favorite NFL storyline — Deflategate — has returned to save us from the football news offseason.

The court of appeals, which Tom Brady hoped would appeal his four-game suspension, denied him. This essentially means that they only way that Brady could return for the first four games of the 2016-17 season would be if he took the case to the Supreme Court.

The American League won the 2016 MLB All-Star Game last night, making this the fourth straight year of AL home field advantage in the World Series. 

While many often diss the All-Star game, this one contained an important moment: the last time we see David Ortiz in the event. Naturally Big Papi took the opportunity to pump up his teammates. 

You can only go around whooping random folks in FIFA and appearing on reality shows for so long. So Chad Johnson reached out to Browns coach Hue Jackson to see if he could get on the coaching staff.

Naturally he landed the job and will now take the opportunity to teach the younger generation and make a few friendly wagers:

You had ONE job.

(Photo credit: Michael Ivins/Boston Red Sox/Getty Images)

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