If you read that headline, you know what comes next: Usain Bolt, Owen Wilson and Late Late Show host James Corden ran the 100 meter dash, along with some other people, in a parking lot.
Guess who won?
Well, they all tried.
Bolt doesn’t break a sweat and is still like 100,000 furlongs ahead of everyone else. No, not really sure what a furlong is.
Maybe everyone else should get a head start next time.