Our readers love to ask us if it’s a slow news day, but today actually is. Nothing ever happens on the day after the MLB All-Star Game.
This year is no exception. No, a court denying Tom Brady’s petition for a rehearing doesn’t count. Everyone is sick of Deflategate.
We’ve been twiddling our thumbs all day long, but we know our readers are itching for news. In the absence of new news, we’ll have to settle for old news. Very old news.
We’ve scoured the archives of the long-defunct sports newspaper Sporting Life to bring you all the latest news from 1892.
Base ball season begins with a terrifying cartoon
Gumbert nearly killed
Brooklyn “weaklings” have a chance to “enthuse”
Cleveland’s front office wants to murder Arthur Irwin
Ward is a scoundrel
Player fights reporter
Fugitive absconds on a bike
A lesson for women who want to ride a bike
Football players keep dying
A dog is also dead
Amateur baseball player attacked by wife for mid-game flirting
Albert Dalrymple is a bad husband
Brooklyn team raises $300 for player who died of typhoid
Hopefully that’s enough to hold you over until baseball starts for real again on Friday.