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Handing Out NFL Awards 24

  • Posted by: Andrew Goldstein
  • January 10, 2012, 12:24 PM


Since the NFL regular season is over and the divisional matchups are set, I thought it would be a good idea to hand out some end of the season awards.

NFL MVP
It’s down to Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, and Tom Brady for MVP. In my mind, Rodgers is out because back-up Matt Flynn proved that he could be just as successful with the offense as Rodgers can. He couldn’t be as good as Rodgers for the whole year, but something tells me that the Packers wouldn’t exactly descend to 2011 Colts levels without Rodgers. I’d give the MVP to Brees because he set the single season passing yards record, he had a much tougher schedule (six victories over teams that finished 9-7 or better as opposed to Brady’s zero), and a very strong personal anti-Brady bias.

NFL’s Best Side Story of the Year
TEEEEEBOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! Every single week, there was a sense of excitement when Tebow played. We never stopped asking ourselves “Can he do it again? No, he can’t possibly do it again! Wait,… he did it again!!!!” He became such a polarizing figure that by Week 15, the Tebow bandwagon turned in to the runaway train from the movie Unstoppable. The runaway train ran off the tracks and crashed in Weeks 15-17. But it got going again with last week’s upset over the Steelers.

The Disappearing Act Award
My version of the anti-comeback player of the year award. This one is a tie between Santonio “A little hustle never killed anyone, but why risk it?” Holmes and our three-time Disappearing Act champ, Michael Vick. Vick always has hot and cold streaks and lots of injuries, so this one is semi-explainable. Sadly, I’m approaching word capacity for this column and have a couple more awards to get to, so I can’t go off on my Santonio Holmes rant. Just know that what he did was indefensible and turned me against him for life.

Rookie Of the Year
Cam Newton wins my rookie of the year. Every single time I see the guy play, it’s absolutely amazing. You never know what Cam is going to do next. He’s a Vick-like rusher, with almost the same speed and more power. However, you could always commit to stopping Vick’s runs because he could only pass well about 50 percent of the time. You don’t have that luxury with Newton. I can just imagine defensive coordinators sitting at their desks at 3 AM Friday morning with empty takeout boxes scattered all over the room the week they play Newton. If Carolina ever gets a decent defense, watch out. Honorable mention rookies of the year go to Andy Dalton and A.J. Green (the Bengals did a great job of drafting this year, and I never imagined I’d be saying that about the Bengals).

NFL’s Biggest Surprise
This one goes to the San Francisco 49ers. I had them ranked at 27th in my NFL Preview, right ahead of the Luke McCown era Jaguars. If anybody tells you that they predicted that the Niners were going to be this good, they’re absolutely lying. Opposing running backs managed only three rushing touchdowns on the Niners all year. Three rushing touchdowns all year. That’s a historic defense. Also, I’ve come to realize that I would really be more comfortable with the new Alex Smith in charge of the Jets offense rather than Mark Sanchez. At this point, I think I’d even settle for the old Alex Smith.

NFL’s Biggest Disappointment
This one unquestionably goes to the Philadelphia Eagles, who ultimately failed to make the playoffs for reasons that weren’t completely explainable. After thinking about this for awhile, I came to the conclusion that the Eagles had the talent, they just didn’t use it right. They signed perhaps the best man-to-man coverage guy in the league and had him play zone. They had quite possibly the best running back in the league, but a coach who didn’t know how to use him. They had the most exciting team in the league, but they couldn’t get on their signature “Look out, they’re starting to catch fire” streak until it was too late. Regardless, I’d be scared of this team going in to next year.

That pretty much wraps up the NFL Awards. Thanks for reading and I’ll see you all next month after the Super Bowl.

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24 Comments

drew brees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Tebow, Aaron Rodgers,Drew Brees,Tom Brady, and Rachard Bradshaw should get at least 1 award!

I'm so happy Randall Cobb got an award! :)

what up people

everybody is awsome

brady stinks eli rules
☺☻:_)

ya

no brady's better.

And Aaron Rodgers beats them both.

Brees for MVP

Drew BREES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO BREES !!!!!!!

UM UM UM I JUST WANTED THE POINTS

Hey guys I'm Andrew. Just wanted to clear up my defense of Brees as my MVP choice. I define MVP as most valuable to your team, not necessarily the best. In other words, if you switched each of these QBs with an average one (let's say Joe Flacco), how much worse would their team be? I can say with almost complete confidence that if the Packers switched Flynn with Rodgers, they would not be terrible. Sure, he could not do what Rodgers does every game, but they sure wouldn't be terrible because of all the other weapons on that team. Brady has Gronkowski, Hernandez, and Welker as his top three receivers. Brees has Colston, Graham, and Sproles, so the talent is relatively equal. The defenses are also relatively equal (Pats rank 31st in the league in total pass defense, Saints rank 30th). I just chose Brees because he threw for more yards and more touchdowns against tougher competition. That's my argument in full for Brees.

BREES of course tebow lowest passing yards cam newton :( (if brady was a nominee GO PATS)

Brady,Brees and Rodgers all have great offenses around them,but Brady has the best offense around him,Brees has the second best offense around him and Rodgers has the third best offense around him. Brees has one of the best defenses around him. Brady and Rodgers have horrible defenses around them.That is why Brees gets most of his wins. Brady and Rodgers have to score a ton of points to win. I think Tom Brady should win the M.V.P. I think Drew Brees will come in second in the M.V.P voting.I finally think that Aaron Rodgers will come in third place in the M.V.P voting

Rodgers will be mvp
Go pack go

BRAD NOT BREES! PATS GO PATS!

i completely disagree. Just because Flynn had one good game doesn't mean he came do it for 15 games straight like rodgers and what flynn does says nothing about rodgers

your right he just faced a cruddy d.

yo

Brees will Brees right through the MVP

Ha. Brady will TRIUMPH!

thats right drees will be the NVP

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