Gary Gramling

The NFL has New Uniforms!

Yes, the big day was yesterday. The day when Nike changed everything by unveiling the new NFL uniforms (Reebok had been making them).

And as you can see, they… look exactly the same. I asked the Gearhead what he thought. He said “Well, they have two holes to put your arms through. And another hole where your neck goes.”

So, yeah. They also look really tight. Poor Ndamukong Suh looks like he’s in all kinds of pain trying to suck in his gut.

Nike says these uniforms are sleeker, faster, more aerodynamic. Right now they just look really tight. And the same. Except for the Seattle Seahawks.

Ah, the Seahawks. I think that’s pass rusher Chris Clemons standing behind Suh and Niners quarterback Alex Smith. They’ve got brand new spankin’ uniforms, and I kind of like ‘em. Here’s a closer look.

The checkers on the numbers are a bit much, but whatever, I can deal with that. What I REALLY don’t like and ALWAYS HATED about the Seahawks uniforms is their use of neon green. You’re football players, and FOOTBALL PLAYERS DON’T WEAR NEON! It makes you look about 53% less tough.

For instance, take professional tough guy Terry Crews from the Old Spice commercials (also a former linebacker for the Rams, Chargers and Redskins in the 1990's, in case you didn’t know). On the left is a photo of Crews looking all bad. I wouldn’t mess with him. But to the right is Terry Crews but I’ve photo-shopped him wearing neon. EXACT SAME PHOTO! I SWEAR! I’m kind of a wimp, but even I think I could take Terry Crews when he wears neon!

Anyway, what do you think about the new uniforms? And how are the Seahawks unis looking? And thoughts on neon in general? Let the world know by leaving a comment…

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Hey I like your uniforms thats cool and awsome.

That TErry Crews picture. Hillarius. Kind of reminds me of timothy green. wierd. huh

i like em but saints need some new ones

Why do the bad teams get new unis but the great teams like the Patriots get the same looking. GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo'r right man. plus their gonna' kick some baby butt in the superbowl

Neon is awesome. I liked seattle's old neon green uni's

They should also make another team called The Gahanna Oshawotts.

i like them

id rather have half a donut and have the whole leauge abandoned than have it not abandoned and not have a donut. what about you? reply under this comment

donoughts or the uniforms? (my prided comment is below)

who likes doughnuts? i do ! tell me if u do 2!

I eat donuts also BaseballBaseball3844.

i eat donuts for breakfest, brunch, lunch, dinner and dessert. my average is 500 donuts a day [100 per meal] and im super, duper, smooper, pooper fat

the uniforms are boss....go falcons!

I love the new jerseys. Go Cowboys and Redskins!

neon is a little much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those are swwweeeettt uniforms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go rams!!

NEW UNIFORMS.....EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't look that different...


Sorta Like the new uniforms.
Go Colts!!!!


i kind of like the idea of of a change in uniforms. just not the neon colors. what football player would where bright green!!!!!!!! if the only choice waz neon . i say leave the uniforms alone. but thats just my opioun.

The Seahawks jersey is much better than the old one! Go Giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PACKERS STINK.FACT not OPIOUN!

LETS GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm on the fence for these new jerseys. I mean,neon's pretty cool and all...but when it comes to sports- they make you seem like your name is The Rams and you dress as a Japanese school girl. BUT I thought the Seahawks needed more color. Just not this.

guys in the article it says neon makes you look 53% LESS TOUGH

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